leaf blowers
carrying tea that’s so hot it burns my hands
when my left shoe knocks against my right inside ankle bone
my bangs
hangnails
dry skin
having to get up early in the morning
when they ask if i “want room” in my tea at starbucks … and then give me 2 inches of room
using a debit card for anything under $5
newsprint on my fingers
papercuts
soap scum
when someone puts me on speakerphone
impatient drivers